My Kitschalicious New Gold GHD Hair Straighteners

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Do you want to know something a bit embarrassing? Until now I've never owned my own GHDs. Yes, I've used GHDs but they've been my husband's ones, as he has longer and arguably better hair than I do.

So I'm very pleased with my new Sahara Gold GHDs, part of the Limited Edition Metallics Collection.

GHDs are the best straighteners available, a bold, blunt statement but if you've ever used them you'll know it's true. Other brands just don't quite give the same results as official GHDs, and I know my hairdresser uses them in salon for perfecting styles.

I have very wavy, frizzy hair naturally, which I wash daily, so I need straighteners to tame it lest I scare the general public.
I find it takes under five minutes to get it into a more sensible shape, this was my result this morning, without any styling product used at all. For an even smoother result there are products available on www.ghdhair.com to compliment your super styling machine.

The GHD YouTube Channel has helpful step-by-step guides to creating different looks with your straighteners. 

My Horrendously Kitsch New Coffee Table

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I'm not quite sure about this yet. I had a beautiful, wooden, Eames' era coffee table which was in as new condition when my Mum bought me it three years ago. Now it's bashed to bits, thanks to having a toddler.

I have a boat shaped cocktail bar, so this pirate themed, glass coffee table, with removable (sea) legs should match that. If I'm missing my wooden one too much I can just mount the table top above the boat bar as a wall plaque instead.

The Cutest Animal Onesies for Kids from Kigs.co.uk

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Last year I got my own Fox Kigurumi, the Japanese adult onesies that everyone started going crazy for. Well, someone was a bit jealous of Mum getting a costume and him not. Kigs.co.uk have come to the rescue.

www.Kigs.co.uk are a Kent based, UK company who not only stock the coolest adult onesies, but Kigurumi costumes in children's size too.

My son is still stuck on the Zhu-Zhu Hamster craze, so obviously becoming a hamster himself was the ultimate goal. I literally cannot get him to take it off.

www.Kigs.co.uk have a wide range of different animals for kids available, and make sure you check out the adult sizes too, they are pretty hard to resist. Which is your favourite costume? Share your Kigurumi photos on www.Facebook.com/KigsClub and for competitions to win onesies follow Kigs on www.Twitter.com/KigsHQ

I'm just going to have to get used to having a hamster as a son now. At least he is cosy.

The Hoffsicle, and Other Totally Weird David Hasselhoff Merchandise on the World Wide Web

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In honour of Gala Bingo launching their superbly kitsch new David Hasselhoff Game, I have hunted out some weird merch dedicated to the big man himself.

The Hoffsicle is a German delicacy, where Mister Knightrider is notoriously very popular on the music scene. 

If you want David a little closer to your heart, there's this classy hot water bottle cover for those long lonely nights.

I don't know who Sid is, but he's one lucky guy. What a birthday treat. But who gets to eat the pants?

Then there is this seemingly random giant, foam Hoff hook. It makes more sense when you find out David has starred as Captain Hook in Pantomime.

Harking back to his days with KIT, there's definitely a retro feel to this Hasselhoff paper doll. Nice optional hairy chest piece, Dave.

Want a little more Hoff in your life? Visit Gala Bingo to indulge in their new Hoff Game.

As for me and the Hoff? Well, he isn't really my cup of tea.