My lovely new Coffee Table

I only drink coffee once a week, Saturday morning if you're wondering, but that certainly doesn't detract from the notion that every kitsch housewife would be ashamed not to have one of those new-fangled Coffee Tables.

 You remember them. Most likely you cracked your shins off them manys a time, or were told off for putting your feet up on one as a child.

 Once you have your perfect coffee table, you need to get yourself some coffee table books.

 For decades these large, cumbersome books have been used simply to make a statement about yourself. Like tattoos for the home, you can show off to guests your keen interest in architecture, safari holidays or swedish wardrobe making with the latest tome.

 Coffee tables, pretty useless interior items designed for showing off. Just the sort of furniture I like.