Quite Frankly Bonkers Bizarre Taxidermy on eBay RIGHT NOW (even I am a little freaked out)

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In the spirit of my wanting to return to the Blog's roots, and without a charity shop raid this weekend, I thought a delve into the treasures of eBay might be a good substitute.

All these items are on the site right now and can be found by searching 'taxidermy unusual'. Unusual is an under statement. 

 Armadillo handbag for your arm-adillo

Armadillo handbag for your arm-adillo

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What even is this? A mouse with rabbit ears sewn on? A freakish nightmare gone wrong? 

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Again, what the hell was this when it was alive?! 

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This taxidermist has bought a bulk set of the wrong sized eyes for these beasts and has thought, 'screw it, they'll do anyway'. 

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Right at first glance this just looks like a rather sassy badger, but looking closer it has a fox's tail and legs. There must be some crazy taxidermy lab somewhere stitching together these freaks of nature. 

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Merry Christmas. 

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What is this? I give up. 

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OKAY THATS ENOUGH. 

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