I'm a big fan of The Last Tuesday Society's eBay listings. This week they have this beast for us, it terrifies me.
"Like the Montague and Capulet before them; forbidden love is the sweetest. This poor creature, which ultimately resulted in this fine taxidermy specimen, was the result of one night of passion in a small outcrop in a small forest on the outskirts of Arundel. Basked in twilight, a tabby cat had his wicked way with a pheasant. "