Rebecca Black Friday by Dan Lacey

In Dan's own words,
"Rebecca Black oozes the blackness of purposeless consumerism on the blackest of all Fridays, one deadened eye considering us vacantly across the shared and silent shame filled void of post-economic stimulus while the other excretes a shopping receipt which immediately goes 'into the red' despite her best effort at success.  Atop her bulbous blackened dome sits a shape which evokes a Kohl's department store, a present with a black bow, and perhaps a boombox. Mostly, it is just a useless thing of dripping blackness which could be yours for a special price during a limited time."