Golden 'tached White Ceramic Snake Ornament. Horrible.

I bought this disgusting thing for 50p, more to show my husband than to keep. He thinks it's funny, so it now has lived the the cabinet for two years.

It's another of my "is this TOO ugly?" purchases, but i'm not allowed to get rid of it.

I'd love to know in what serious interior decoration this would look good. His golden 'tache is my favourite feature.